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The Summer Olympics were underway,
and medals bronze, silver and gold
would be won by best swimmer at end of day,
whom would win which wemained to be told.
The best female at breast stroke event
was to be decided by performance and form;
a red-headed lass, with Celtic accent,
a dark-haired Russian, and a blond, USA-born
were contenders. The Russian brunnete
came in first followed closely by firey red.
They waited. And waited, the blond not done yet,
then exhausted, she emerged and said,"
My competition cheated!
They've done this sport great harm!
It's no wonder I was so badly defeated-
BOTH OF THEM USED THEIR ARMS!!!!!!!!

Inspired as well by TCE....